Monday, November 23, 2009
the Freebutt likes Reis
We woke up to Charlie taking forever in the bathroom. The delay: he thought taking a shower and then drying off with toilet paper was a keen idea. Instead, he killed a whole tree blotting himself and he probably still has TP stuck to that unreachable spot between his shoulder blades. Kind of like when Tobias tried out for the Blue Man Group.
I could only imagine these rides, with their joints crusted by the salt water, being used until disaster. Of course in my mind everything is being run like Pleasure Island in Pinocchio, the operators fiendishly laughing as the deteriorated joints of the Teapot Scrambler and the Rails of Speed snap and shoot laughing patrons into the sea.
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Hey - I'm loving your blog. Miles pointed me to it. It's hilarious. I like your description of the seaside catapulting carnival rides - makes me want to use the phrase "mind's eye", or at least watch the City of Lost Children. Keep it up!
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